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Gere Demotivational Poster


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

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CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....

RICHARD GERE - Does this turn you on? *wink*

TAGS: hamster richard gere wink
Rating: 2.81/5

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Logic Man - July 21, 2009, 12:18 pm
A little bit....but I like it when they play hard to get first...but I've had a dry spell.....sooooo fap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...FAP!
meatwad260 - June 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Yes......yes it does.*FAP FAP FAP*
Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 8:47 pm
No but he is ridiculously cute!

DADDY - would you like some sausage?

HAMSTER BAND - With Richard Gere as their manager, they have nowhere to go but up.

TAGS: hamster band richard gere
Rating: 4.67/5

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medinaanidem - September 4, 2013, 8:08 pm
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 12:41 pm

this is really good. nice one dude!
Cubbybear - September 20, 2010, 11:46 pm
I gave it a 5 even though Gere was linked to gerbils....i laughed
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:33 pm
Be patient... it takes time to find your niche, and to get the feel. Thanks for not getting discouraged!
SimpleScion - September 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Thanks! I'm glad I could finally start contributing to this site.
agdaniele - September 20, 2010, 11:21 pm
Great redo! 5L

L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.

TAGS: richardgere love hamsters rodents
Rating: 2.12/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 19, 2010, 12:36 pm
I think one about friends would have been better.
forseti - April 19, 2010, 8:43 am
nice pic, bad text...

PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.

TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio

THEY'RE ENDANGERRIFFIC! - Out now, our special limited edition flavor: Extinctberry Wild Animal Crunch!

TAGS: doris extinct animal cereal endangered funny
Rating: 2.44/5

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SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:31 am
also comes in panda, polar bear, and meerkat!


TIGERS - Strike from beneath, hold tight, perform the death roll.... works every time

POOL PARTIES - Britney's are a little different to most